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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Don DeLillo (via circumstanceanddisposition)
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard “can I have tickets for…”
“less miserable”
“les miz”
“that lesbian movie”
“that miserable movie”
“le whatever”
fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
alright calm down satan
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever had crumbs in your bra
panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
And Arwin
and also that dude Spencer from iCarly
And a pinch of Oliver Oken
and a lot of Eric Foreman
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
In French you don’t say “Stop making these posts before I kill myself” you say “Encore une putain de message et je vais vous noyer dans un océan de sperme” which translates into, “One more fucking post and I’ll drown you in a sea of cum.” I find that beautiful. A sea of cum. Drowning in gallons and gallons of cum. Inspiring.
Jean Valjean in the first 10 minutes of the movie: I only stole a loaf of bread
literally me for the rest of Les Miserables:
Fun fact! ^This line in Aladdin was a reference to Les Miserables. They had it because the girl who did the voice for Jasmine’s singing, Lea Salonga, played Eponine on broadway and is one of the most famous Eponines ever. She also went on to play Fantine and was the singing voice of Mulan